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I’m not going to bother giving this any hype. These are mostly quotes from the 2 1/2 hour one-shot session I had with DM Melanie and my partner in the adventure, “Badger.” The adventure was basically a mission that was meant to be simple, but then went terribly wrong due to the existence of mages in the world. What’s amusing is that the mages were young kids who had seen too much Naruto. The DM even named the younger one Naruto, and the older one Sasuke. In the end, my partner and I had to find a way out of fighting two kitsune (foxes) and two kids who can bend reality at their will…not to mention use every jutsu the DM and her partner could think of. Good times. Lots of laughs. Naruto themes playing as bg music. Much D&D parody references from all of us.
Any other quotes are just things I have heard from other students here at Kansai Gaidai.
If something doesn’t make sense, always remember: “It’s the World of Darkness!” – DM
DM: *cues Naruto Main theme music**everyone laughs*
DM: So you see a small kitsune standing in front of you–
Badger: And it has nine tails right?
DM: If you want it to have nine tails then yeah. It does.
Badger: Does it look like a Ninetails? (Pokemon reference)
DM: Okay, okay. It looks like something out of an anime. It’s the most realistic anime ninetails you’ve ever seen.
Badger: Because I see these sorts of things all the time to compare them.
DM: (playing the “Naruto” NPC…using her Queens, NY accent) Look, just leave me alone alright?
Badger: He’s not only from Japan, but has a NY accent.
DM: *in btw laughter* All my characters are from NY!
Badger: You should write a book: How To Speak Japanese With A NY Accent.
Badger: It’s the World of Darkness. Where anime watches you.
Me: Um, I have a bit of an objection to what just happened last turn.
DM: Objection, you say? Well if you’re going to object like that then don’t bother.
Me: (noob) Oh okay. Nevermind then.
DM: No no! You can object, but you have to do it right.
Me: How?
DM: Slap your hand on the table and yell “OBJECTION!”
Me: (catches on quickly) *obeys the DM*
DM: YEAH! Now what did you need again?
DM: Okay, I need you two (me and Badger) to roll for Wits and Charisma. Whomever gets the higher roll is who will be more convincing in this situation.
*I roll 12 while Badger rolls 10*
Me: Looks like I convince you better.
DM: No no! This isn’t D&D!
Badger: Oh! I was seriously about to say IC “Well, you are very convincing.”
DM: Nooo. Kizuno (my character) actually needs to verbally convince you. You can’t just roll for it D&D style.
Me: …The dice have spoken!
[Location: KGU campus] Rob: I actually liked Mai Otome more than Mai Hime–
Me: Because Arika is loli right? [/sarcasm] *laughs*
Rob: Hey! You didn’t let me finish.
Me: Oh. Sorry.
Rob: …Yes.
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